Which one are you?

Editing

You’ve got a draft, but it’s too long, too short, or needs that lift to take it from good to great.

You need someone to make sure that everything is appropriate, your stories are the right ones and that all your jokes are actually going to get the laughs you imagine in your head.

You want to surprise everyone so you can’t show your loved ones anything before the big day, and really need someone to confirm you’ve aced it.

$250

Speechwriting

You were staring at a blank page, you Googled, and now here we are.

You just really want to nail this speech and can admit when you may need some help.

You’re the person known to always speak too long/blink and you’ll miss it/tell stories that go no where/tell jokes that really don’t land and would like to reclaim your image as speech giver extraordinaire. 

$350

Coaching

You can write a killer speech but the idea of saying actual words out loud in front of other humans makes you break into a cold sweat.

You’re not used to speaking in public and the whole microphone, pace and pausing thing is just…a lot.

Everyone is hedging bets on how many sentences it’ll take for you to start crying and you really just want to get through it without becoming an incoherent mess.

$150

Full Service

(speechwriting + coaching)

Your loved one has decided that despite your terror of public speaking/inability to write anything clever or profound, you WILL speak at their event.

The closest you’ve gotten to having a beginning, a middle and an end is the last meal you ate.

You just have no idea what the hell you’re doing but really want to surprise and impress your loved ones with a speech they’ll never forget.

$450