Look familiar?

So how does this whole thing work?

1

You get in touch and give us all the deets.

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Together we work out the package that best suits you.

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You fill out our questionnaire designed to give us the inside scoop on the big day and who you’re talking about. The best part? You already know all the answers.

 

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We have a virtual meeting to get to know you better so the speech sounds just like you.

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We send you the speech. You tell us if there’s anything we need to change. Then we do that.

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You have a killer speech. You deliver said speech and go down in history as a speech giving legend. (If you still aren’t convinced, did we mention we offer coaching too?)

 

FAQs

Will people know I didn’t write it myself?

Nope. We are totally confidential and they won’t hear it from us. That said, there’s no shame in getting help! Also, we get to know you and use your own words mixed with a bit of magic so that the speech is just like any special occasion - you, but dressed up.

But isn’t it wrong that I’m getting you to write it for me?

Think about it this way - when there’s a special occasion, we often get professionals to help us out with things we might sometimes choose to do ourselves. This is because when the stakes are high, we want it to be the best it can be and take the pressure off. Sure you could do your own hair, but it’ll never look as quite as good as when the hairdresser does it. You can drive, but it makes it way less stressful when someone else does it for a day. This is a big moment, why not do yourself a favour and get a little help from the pros?

Can you do all the speeches for my event?

Imagine how awesome it would be if ALL the speeches on your big day were knockouts? Your guests would be entertained from start to finish, everyone feels like a rockstar and you’re all in on the secret sauce together! Get in touch to find out more about how we can help your whole crew become speech-giving aficionados.

WHO DO YOU WRITE SPEECHES FOR?

Literally anyone who wants to speak. Are you a Mother of the Bride? Brother’s best friend? Stepdaughter to a rocking bonus parent? A Mate of Honour? Special occasions are as personal as the people who are celebrating them, and these days all the rules of who should speak and when have thankfully been largely thrown out the window. The fundamentals of a good speech don’t change no matter who is making it, and we are all about giving EVERY VIP of a big day the chance to shine.

Do you take international clients?

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we can help anyone, anywhere. Being well travelled means we also get that different countries have different senses of humour and frames of reference. No matter what, we’ll bring the feels and your jokes will land just like the plane we’d love to board to be where you are.

“Sophie was the ultimate professional. After meeting her through mutual friends, she wrote a bridesmaid speech for my wedding and it was both Funny and endearing. She was careful and masterful with the subject matter and sensitive to the audience (some oldies). I would definitely use her again should I get married for a third time or require an Oscar speech one day.”

— Marni, BRIDE